![]() · Proven Fact - Cocktail Goggles are Real! When intoxicated, men get better looking because we don’t notice the asymmetry of their face. The biological explanation: An symmetric guy is less likely to have genetic defects and makes a better mate. · That "Just wanted to make sure you got my last message" follow-up to an e-mail, text, and voicemail is something that will haunt you always. Just. Don’t. Send .It! · If your bloke breaks up with you out of the blue, the out-of-the-blue part is really only on your end. · No gal in a healthy long-term relationship has ever uttered the words, "Gee, I really wish I'd slept with my man sooner." · A man will subconsciously position his belly button toward the woman in the room he fancies the most — even if he’s speaking with someone else. (You can easily suss out your competition by checking out which women are pointing their belly’s at him, since the rule applies to us women too!) · When a guy repeatedly refers to his exes as "crazy" or" psycho – what is the common denominator with his exes? – HIM. You can be sure that he will use those same words against you one day. · When it comes to meeting men, it helps to have something specific to talk about. The next time you see a hot dude, look for a clue to his personality before starting a conversation. For example, if he’s wearing a Galartasary top, approach him with "I noticed your top. I take it you love football." It’s an opener that’s more natural than contrived. Plus, you’ll put him at ease because you’re talking about something he really likes. · A man that still lives at home with the parents when approaching 30 is just sad. A man at that age that still has his mother buy his clothes is even sadder. This guy is someone that will not commit and will not cut the umbilical cord. I suggest cut your ties while you can. · A guy who rates you or other girls as a number from 1 to 10 is a loser, even if he gives you a 10. You're a woman, not county fair livestock. · The 5/15 Rule - If a dude touches you 5 times in 15 minutes, you are totally in there. A man will find excuses to put his hands on you to see how you respond. He might touch your arm, tuck a piece of hair behind your ear, or play with your necklace. If you tighten up, he knows the score and he should take the hint. · You know that spot you’ve been obsessing over all day because it’s it resembles a second head? Chances are guys won’t even notice. What will they notice? If you happen to look like a jaundiced Oompa-Loompa because of overenthusiastic tanning. Happy Dating! xoxo
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Well what a grand evening at the hotel I visited. Dinner and drinks enjoyed to the max :) Yes I did partake in a shandy or 4, however shandy is just like pop so its all good!
Came home to find a not so nice comment re a very jealous ex colleague. Some people just do not know how to behave towards others that have only helped in previous times. Nothappy.com! You really do need to watch your back in this country, its not the Turks that try to do you over, its your own kind, usually the ones that really are riddled with jealously! Why is it that the ones you thought were nice turn out to be not so nice after all! Will stick to the original plan and trust no one apart from the inner circle of mingers from now on. Get off your arse and do something else that does not involve harassing me springs to mind. However nothing keeps me down for long and it is the wee small hours of Saturday morning after all so the weekend has finally begun! Another beer or bed? |
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